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救命，杰拉德真的把房子卖给房叔罗杰斯了，原来不是笑话（。

Alex and I had sold our house to Brendan and were renting another while we prepared for our move to America. In one of those strange twists of fate, it turned out that Raheem used to live in the house we were renting. Sometimes I would be so preoccupied after training that I’d drive on autopilotfrom Melwood to my old house before suddenly realizing that the manager lived there now.

 太酸爽了，我的笑点233333对不起，从火车上一路笑回家。

我想起了时间流姑娘的文233333简直神了。

统计有几个fuck有什么意思……还不如统计几个人名，于是恭喜罗杰斯以绝对优势胜出。杰拉德的真爱是罗杰斯！好了，不要吵了！

其实，我觉得老包虽然夸罗杰斯warm，但罗杰斯形象还真是惨兮兮的（。总觉得老包蔫儿坏（。