[隆包1415合集]人间别久不成悲，两处沉吟各自知
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[警告]当我是一只凶残的隆包粉时，可能非常雷！看过就好。
分开也不BE，只管刷新三观。
别理这个标题。这就是个隆包糖合集。和lo主无限的废话。所以并不是一条十分客观的时间线。为了逻辑连贯，一些时间线也非完全顺序。如果觉得顺带卖了利物浦的安利，那……那也是可能的。
从丧心病狂的1415开始。
引用到了太多东西，有些是重复的，有些本身就是二次转载的，我尽量附上链接，没有特别标明的，授权就不一一要了，不妥请告知。
来不及beta。不辩解，有错误的请指出，尤其是我英语听力渣渣的。
欢！迎！补！充！
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你我纵是一次次错过，也不要做一秒对手。
把1314赛季末的一点儿糖渣也塞进来了，毕竟隆包好像就是那时候又二度夕阳红了。
2014-5-24也可以说九年之后的525
我那段时间，有一茬没一茬地关注着欧冠，然后是被这个画面炸醒的。真是一个历史性的时刻，标志着隆包公共场合沉寂多年后的第二春。（不。
主持人真的是太……一直调戏你包，阿隆索表情看不到，你包各种低头、扭、羞涩笑、舔嘴唇。
...England skipper Steven Gerrard. There are just groupies following around anywhere. Some fella actually broke through our defence earlier. Alonso. Come here. Stevie, I don't think he would bother to come and say hello if you were not in the studio.
我想知道是不是我听错了，主持人用Groupie这个词真的好吗？还是你们用这个词很随便啊。真的不会被打吗？
作为世界杯年，2014年对于隆包党来说本是个惨淡的夏天。
不知那竟是最后一面。
我们从球衣的问题开始，在汤上一直有一组图
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三儿在我们心目中就是他大爷。
世界杯后有吉尼斯国际冠军杯，利物浦和皇马都在受邀之列。利物浦和曼联闯进了决赛，然而皇马被罗马淘汰后早早回家了，枉费杰拉德早早买好了皇马新球衣。
可怜的Ronny，被拉来作了幌子，有没有科普下杰拉德/C罗的？那些重要但又觉得有点cheeky，想要藏起来又想要别人知道的，才会故意写最后（。
2014年7月21日，杰拉德宣布退出国家队。
下面这几件事我的时间线考察不太清晰，发生得很突然也很接近，可能先后顺序不对？还望指正。
也可以参考一下这篇，因为我当时没有记啦。一定要看一看啦，lo主后面的吐槽简直跟我内心一毛一样。
2014年8月28日，阿隆索在推特上宣布国家队退役。
随后杰拉德就在ig上po了这个
他自己手机上的截图是8：10，过了一段时间才发的，其间干了什么，补药问我！
我们都很好奇其他五张是什么照片，这种截图样式真是令人浮想联翩，你是专门有个文件夹呢，还是去搜#gerlonso？
几个小时后，西班牙媒体爆出阿隆索转会拜仁。2014年8月29日，阿隆索转会拜仁的消息得到皇马和拜仁的双方确认。
我们暂且认为杰拉德就是个西班牙控，而且与西班牙有各种剪不断理还乱的纠葛西班牙足球特别棒。那么这还是可以解释的……
拜仁这件，真的是炸了。杰拉德自己过去倒是与皇马有些绯闻，但是近来拜仁真的是没什么联系，看到这张一直在纳闷，竟也是没想到一周后阿隆索放大招。这张图大约发于官宣一周前，中间发生了什么，并不知道。雷纳加盟是8月6日，从时间点上差得有点远。
还有一张
补药问为什么裤子是本菲卡的，三爷的心思岂是凡人可懂的……
总之，作为（前）英格兰和利物浦（当时）的队长，真的好嘛！别说什么我从小心系拜仁，爱在安联。我儿时只有一个皇马梦！
这个世界特别狗血，就在于你虾刚转会，欧冠小组赛利物浦就和皇马分进了B组，我记得当年有姑娘统计过，英格兰和西班牙，利物浦和皇马，不是没有足够的交手机会，就是你包和你索自带神避闪技能，愣是没在场上做过一秒对手，可谓爱遍千里恨不逢。这些年杰拉德说过想要对阵皇马，阿隆索希望能回安菲尔德再踢一场，然而09-14这五年里我浦再没进过欧冠。现在杰拉德也离开了欧洲赛场。对于这点内心总有点复杂。
你索是这么说的
Álvaro Arbeloa: Anfield is unique. I've told my team-mates to enjoy it
He got lucky; Xabi Alonso did not. Moments after the draw, the phone rang. “It was Xabi and he was fuming. “Bloody hell, typical. How unlucky am I?’” The only consolation Arbeloa could offer was to tell Alonso he might get there with Bayern Munich. Alonso knows what he's missing; others don't yet. So Arbeloa has told them.
via @娜塔莉亚
2014-9-11
《伊斯坦布尔之夜》首映，我也不知道为什么要选这个日子……杰拉德、卡拉格、哈曼出席了，阿隆索没来。然而你包在采访中就是这么不经意地提了下人家。
Q：Excitement. It's a filmmakers' dream (that it) is now out in 2005.
A：Yeah it is. You know, I spoke to Xabi, cause, the night was, you know, it has close been ten years on and people still make a film...
是的，你跟Xabi，你跟Xabi，人家记者又没问你跟谁交流过啦，谁跟你you know。
Adidas的Gamedayplus系列采访
2014-9-15
先是谈了谈Pep，欧冠的tough draw，兰帕德又躺了次枪，然后给阿迪做了个软广，你虾说自己是个old school guy，然后就话锋一转，谈了利物浦重回欧冠。
Q: Your former club Liverpool obviously back in Champions League this year.Do you think they get good chances going in the Champions League?
A: Yeah, for sure. When I see their draw with Real Madrid, so it could have happened I go back to Anfield.（笑） But hopefully in the further stage we could meet again and I'm really happy to see Liverpool back in the Champions League.
其实你虾的采访没有太多爆点，关键在于这位采访的小哥后来跟你包打高尔夫去了，阿迪知道得太多了，感谢两位阿迪脑残粉（不。
2014-10-20
（图源求补全）
感觉在阿隆索那里大家都比较拘束，到杰拉德这里，大家就浪得多了（。
对的，就是这个golfing with Steven Gerrard。你包不要太甜，甜得很危险。小哥，你的眼神已经出卖了你，小哥，你好像有点添油加醋，少年，你这样真的很危险啊。
Q: Call Xabi get some tips?
A: Of course. I'll be on the phone to him. But I've watched him a lot myself. I am a big fan of Spainish football, a big fan of Real Madrid.
Has anyone done this by the way? Xabi Alonso definitely never got this in.
（你虾的高尔夫梗，于是你虾生气地离开了英超这群高尔夫狂魔（不。）
Q: One of your old counterparts Xabi Alonso has now moved on to Bayern Munich. Of course, if he was at Real Madrid, you could have faced him. How do you rate his chances with Bayern Munich this year?
A: I think he's got a very good chance. He's left one of favorite and gone to second favorite. It's a shame he's moved on. I would like to play against them. We had a fantastic relationship in Liverpool.
Q: I've met him earlier on in the series and he said that he was actually quite relieved that he wasn't faced against Liverpool in the first opening round but...
A: Cos he knows I would kick him. That's why.
2014-11-5
LFCTV克莱尔采访阿隆索，在LFCTV GO播出——Xabi Alonso: the Next Chapter
之前翻LFCTV的采访，忽觉克莱尔姐姐是女神，采访你包你索那么多年，女神一点没变，你包褶子越来越多，你索胡子越来越密，不知道想起他们的第一次采访是什么感想。突然觉得大家能保持这样的牵绊真的很难得。对不起这是隆包安利，不是利物浦安利TAT。
主要给各俱乐部和球迷织毛衣，当然主要是利物浦，毕竟是LFCTV的采访。等整理毛衣帝再放听写吧。
其实这次采访谈到了杰拉德，但是节目里没有放出，后来剪辑进了Gerrard: My Liverpool。利物浦太心机。
2014-11-21
卡拉先去拜仁探了营，采访了阿隆索。
摘其中部分：
CARRAGHER: What did you think when you saw the Champions League draw? You missed coming back to Anfield!
ALONSO: (puts hands over face) Oh my gosh! I was in the middle of doing my medical here. I came out from the scan and saw it...
CARRAGHER: Did you try and fail it!?
ALONSO: (laughs) There was a shock! I was thinking, 'I had a chance to go back to Anfield… aye, yai, yai'! I would have loved that. I'd love to play there once more. This season in the knockout stages? You never know. I still feel I have a special connection with Liverpool fans. Remember those nights we had? We felt we could beat anyone in Europe. Winning in Istanbul was beyond my dreams.
CARRAGHER: You retired from international football in the summer. When the Spanish team used to get together, you must have talked about English players: how did you view them?
ALONSO: As individuals, all the Spanish players have great admiration for Stevie, Scholes, Rooney, Lampard…
CARRAGHER: Carragher?!
ALONSO: (laughing) Carragher? Carragher (puts hands over face)! I'm talking about midfielders even though I called you Carradona! We had admiration but maybe the pieces of the (England) team didn't work so well. They asked me why. Is the problem the players? The manager? Why can't they make the right formula?
CARRAGHER: You had the right formula. It shows what a judge I am. When you came to Liverpool I said Spain would win nothing.
ALONSO: I know! I remember! What did you say (puts on fake Liverpool accent)? 'Spain? Spain! Can't run! Can't run!' You got the gold medal for the loudest player I played with. I remember at West Brom, in 2009. We are winning 2-0, the game is won and (Alvaro) Arbeloa tries to run the ball out of defence. He loses the ball. Next thing I hear this: 'Eh! You! Arbeloa! You're not Maradona!'
明明还是很想回去的，哪怕对手也好。
自动滤出Stevie。
有些跟隆包关系不大，就是你虾一直记仇，后面还会拿来反击卡拉。你虾对can't run很在意，不信你问杰拉德（何。
才没有图片，不然主题就要歪成欠费表情包了，太蠢了，你索现在还能看吗？
2014-8-13
关于小隆包参军
阿隆索这些年卖过的利物浦安利数不清，就像有姑娘说的，在那些买了他安利的人心中他描述的那个利物浦一定美得像梦。
莫雷糯：有个擅长卖安利的爹是什么感受？谢邀。
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你浦哦不我浦也是很八卦。官网就是邪恶的标题党。小光和豆腐呢？都被吞进官网节操的无底黑洞里了。网页链接：https://cn.liverpoolfc.com/news/show/2704.html
抵赖也没有用，已截图。
那个说杰拉德和鲁尼的，补药走！
然而，我浦的工作人员中一定有我们的同好，这道题是谁塞进去的，交出你的帐号来。然而很可能我浦的大家都在安（bu）搓（yao）搓（lian）地ship隆包，以及我们都知道的一句真理，比利物浦的迷妹还萌隆包的就是利物浦的迷弟了，其实本来就没区别是不是？
Warrior Q&A with Adam Lallana
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哼哼这一脸故作正经，和花花这笑得花枝乱颤，大家又很懂的样子，我好像嗅到了点什么，私下联系！
（视频戳我） 3分30秒左右
2015-2-28
据说你包是这样认证的：（还是来自 @娜塔莉亚 ）
国际比赛日的那周包同学出去度假，有个国人球迷有幸与他坐上了同一班飞机，坐在Alex旁边啊好羡慕。她跟包同学说啊，MORENO长得真的很像你和Xabi。包同学笑了笑说：【Yeah, a lot of people said that.】你笑什么啦。好的重点是…他，再一次，什么都，知道了。
这个无图无真相是不是，于是包巨巨自己坐实了。（动态过时就没有了，所以我从@哈维阿隆索xabi 微博转了图）
过程是这样的，你包先给这图点了赞。这个真是耐人寻味，人家也没圈你啊，巨巨，你是怎么看到的呢？我真很怀疑网瘾中年你保存了几个tag，时不时去窥个屏，此类例子不止一例啊，但是搜自己和cp的tag也太cheeky了。（而且事实上po主连tag都没有打……包巨巨你平时上网都在干点什么啦）
然而包巨巨觉得不过瘾，暗搓搓保存（？）了下来，然后用自己的帐号po了出来（事实上我至今都不知道ig客户端上要怎么保存图片，你晓得伐，包巨巨？还是你又去搜了一张？）
更过分的是你包还圈了小隆包莫雷糯，你包那段时间整个人都兴奋得有点不对劲。
你糯带着女票很给面子地点了赞，真是够了。
可惜阿隆索那时还没开ig，你包有没有私下传一张给他就只有他们自己知道了。
2015-1-2
杰拉德宣布在赛季结束后离开利物浦。
索巨巨大手笔，就是要这样简洁有力。
你拉德是收到数不清的表白啦，各种描写感人或者回忆过去。大家都把伊斯坦布尔一吻当标杆，只有索巨巨自己挑了这张戳死人本菲卡背影，配的字还是My hero. My mate。
原谅我刷一张其他角度的。
不管怎样，那年金红真美。
感觉那天tumblr都被刷爆了，所以登录界面变成了这样
2015-2-13
Xabi Alonso has picked his Champions League dream team
你虾的欧冠梦幻十一人，有杰拉德也没什么好奇怪的，反正就是又夸了一通。
He is a great friend and has been a big influence on my life. As a player it is about so much more than his obvious ability. It’s his behaviour, his leadership, the values that he stands for and what he represents as a captain.
2015-2-22
虽然《阿斯报》这个来源让人提心吊胆了。但是虾皮和小光已经暗示了。
不许报警，小光是我们的好同志。
不过还好2015-3-7很快就官方确认了。
然后你索也很快在推特上宣布了。
之后各种令人发指的东西就来了，巨巨们都疯掉了。
2015-3-12
杰拉德和卡拉格挑选双方阵容。这段我能再战五百年，就算不是隆包党，信息量巨大，都要笑化了。
卡拉太懂拉德了，一路都是你的，你的，都是你的，我不跟你抢。到阿隆索的时候各种揶揄。
G: Onto the midfield, I would go for the best midfield I have ever played with. （很小心地翻了阿隆索的牌揭了阿隆索的头像，放在最中间）
C: same me, same for me, yeah.
G: Top passer. He'll get us playing, control the tempo of the game.
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G: I want the chance to play with Xabi again. I've missed him that much. I would move him over slightly and play alongside him. So there you go. A bit of energy for Xabi. Cause you said he couldn't run, didn't ya?
C: So the two of yas can run now?!
（可怕的笑声）
G: I'll do the running for him.
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G: Me and Xabi cannot run anymore. So...
C: Bring Kevin Nolan?!（狂笑）
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（杰拉德选完雷斯组合后）
C: I am sure the two would be delighted that Kevin Nolan behind them, you told them?
G: Yeah, we live behind them.Because the two best passers the premiership you have ever seen there setting up in the middle.
C: Yeah Alonso, yeah ya have that.
难怪有人说就是杰拉德队友都是我前任今天只续前缘不好好踢球队对阵卡拉格对面全是小三我才是正宫给我往死里打队……
其实除了6分的正片，还有13分12秒的发布会，包括了官方宣布慈善赛举办，组队宣传片发布和记者问答。其中最关键的是，拉德后来回看自己表现时候的表情，会场里各种无节操的笑声，和依旧贱贱的段子手卡拉，简直了。
（lofter的编辑器太坑了……图片重新编辑过，可能有点小问题。）
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于是阿包的耳朵就红红的了。
以上出自每日邮报的报道，（网页戳我），这里的视频比较清晰，但我没能扒下来而且需要翻墙，上传的这个清晰度差一些（视频戳我）。
2015-3-27
利物浦又跑去采访了虾皮和雷纳。感觉小光在旁边的表情跟屏幕前猥琐的隆包党差不多，就是哦，够了，没有我了。辛苦了。众筹给小光买副护目镜。
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对不起小光，我只听了虾皮的。
well, of course Liverpool to me is a special city because it's where I started to become a man. Because sincebefore I got there, I was living with my parents.（这个语法，懂就好） So I have to start the things on my own, to get the (?)on the first day. Everyone was so kind to me, really friendly as Pepe. And my first son was born there. So it's gonna be a special land. We always have that special links with the city, with the club because the club is so important in the city, is like a religion. And you can feel it whenever you get there.
I am really glad that I'm on Stevie's team because I am pretty sure that Carra would be a terrible manager so I'd rather be given the honour on the Stevie's team. And for sure it's gonna be a great day. We are gonna to have great fun. It's gonna to be good to see friends that we have been apart during years so it's going to be nice on Anfield.
Yeah, of course. I am really really looking forward to it beacause you know, eww, this summer when I was in Madrid and after the Champion League draw, came out Liverpool and Real Madrid when I was here in Munich doing my medical test, it was like ohh, I had the chance to go back to Anfield, but of course, you know Anfield is a special stadium and the fans make it special because of that Pepe, myself, all the players that... all theformer players they want to go back to there and I feel those special feelings again because it's something different.
讲述了乖宝宝虾皮离开了爹地妈咪和哥哥，来到了海港小渔村利物浦，没料到被新晋村长杰包子拐走的故事（不。yeah, that's made you a man（。
小光特别好，特别懂人情事理，而且不像大嗓那么吵吵（。
（更多视频戳我） 虾皮和小光的大约从5分24秒开始，之前是托哥织的XXXL号毛衣。
利物浦也是嫌不乱，又把虾皮说“我很高兴在Stevie这队啦，因为卡拉肯定很差劲blabla”那段27秒截了出来，还圈了卡拉和虾皮。就是下面这个。
于是，卡拉好像有点坐不住了，然后虾皮跟卡拉在推特上打起了嘴仗，各种维护自己队（长）（不。
心疼卡拉（最后一张是新截的，所以不要奇怪为什么头像换了……绝对没有修图
对于虾皮是只慢吞吞的大海龟这件事是有多纠结，所以你包都主动提出帮他跑了。虽然后面变成了“我和虾皮都跑不动啦，那么blablabla”……
其实是这样微妙的感觉，杰拉德和阿隆索玩得从来不是特别腻歪，别管分开的时候，只要镜头对着他们，公开场合面对面这俩就怂了，但是对对方的闺蜜就不一样了，卡拉索、卡拉包什麽的开玩笑不要太随便，要知道隆包两个都还是比较羞涩但也不是玩不起来的那种，不要只看他们撒起糖来不要脸。这种变扭的感觉大家联系生活感受一下。
[重要][重要][重要]
2015-3-29
忍不住引用：
After 2136 days of not even sharing a pitch, Steven Gerrard and Xabi Alonso got to play together again during a LFC charity match held at Anfield on March 29, 2015.
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其实大家都知道这场慈善赛的另一层意义是什么，但我还是很感激，不仅仅是隆包，而是这一天，至少，大家都非常高兴，不管曾经有没有过过节，不管曾经因为什么原因离开，都有欢迎回家的掌声。就像虾皮和小光说的say goodbye, but also hello。
这一整天人都是不好的。讲真的，谁看这场比赛是拼比分去的啊，反正我的重点是叙叙旧搅搅基，嗯，除了卡拉……
卡拉：我那么正直地打掩护，还怪我咯？
英语废我看直播的时候空荡荡的脑袋里只有一句解说在回响——He is looking for GERRARD, looking for GERRARD, GERRARD——duang~
赛前的热身直播我也没有看到，不过汤上有个小天使记录了从热身开始，慈善赛的全部糖渣：
译文走这里：https://kongta234.lofter.com/post/1cf7ef21_6cf7e07
还有这一篇：https://daisy-cutting.tumblr.com/post/115383714804/some-of-my-observations-and-pictures-from-the-lfc
涉及到的就几小段：
In familiar gerlonso style, Stevie and Xabi kept a cool distance from each other during the warm-up, but as soon as the rondo part started, they moved towards each other and started passing the ball back and forth easily and seemingly without even making any eye contact.
I haven't seen any mention of this and it's making me think I imagined it, but I remember a really cute moment during the lining-up where Xabi initially walked past Stevie and his girls and nephews, but then one of the kids called out to him so he took a couple of steps back and was like: “Yeah, hey!!” and gave the kid in question a pat on the head.
After Xabi gave Steven that back-heel pass a lot of people around me started laughing, so I looked over to Xabi and he had a huge, cheeky smile on his face :D
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在热身阶段Stevie和Xabi互相保持着一段距离，就像那种熟悉的隆包相处方式那样，但是抢圈一开始，他们就走向了对方，开始轻松地前后传球，似乎甚至不需要眼神交流。
我还没看到有提到这一点的，这让我觉得是自己的想象，但我记得有这么很可爱的一瞬间，在列队时Xabi最初走过了Stevie和他的女儿、侄子，但是后来其中一个孩子叫住了他，于是他又走了几步回来，就好像：“哦，嗨！！”然后拍了拍那个叫他的孩子的头。
在Xabi给了Stevie一个脚后跟传球后，我身边的很多人都开始大笑起来，于是我越过去看Xabi，他脸上挂着大大的调皮的笑容：D
可以吃一辈子。黑色太好看，心机！
这张一定要单独贴一遍
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就像汤上说的，很久没看到拉德无忧无虑笑得那么开心。现在在LA逆回十八一枝花不算！
你说旁边那个跟你讲什么了啦？！
扯远了一点，这场比赛我能撸一生，不仅仅是隆包，大家都太可爱了，kop也都好懂，除了卡拉格的乌龙，一切元素都齐了，就像虾皮说的life goes on the same！
要说他们不要脸地就自个儿传球玩，简直太有画面感。这是我最喜欢的一张利物浦隆包之一，一对一太戳萌点。
还有座位的问题，你的我的从来都很自然，托妞乖，牙牙乖。
这次更衣室座位都是按背号排的，就算我的数学是体育老湿教的，也确信7和9之间一定不是14，所以索巨巨，坐得还舒服嘛？
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当然，这个是演绎，演绎！
索托自带滤镜最美了，你虾还各种撩过托妞（快回来！
结束后的绕场致意也是很有意思。
完整的（视频戳我）
汤上有人写了分析。（戳我）
签名你签在我心上，我签在你肾上是什么鬼。
via booperesque
还有这张我从 @七重趣味 偷的，ebay上拍卖的，竟然舍得拍卖，竟然，竟然……番茄炒蛋简直是结婚照的地位（不。
感觉已经习惯了。
采访和晚宴。
所谓越长越像。
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采访你虾是这么说的：
Q：Xabi, how was it like to come back again at such a great reception?
A：Wow, of course, I am really looking forward to this game and everthing is really special, really emotional. You know. Because when I left, I didn't have the chance to say a proper goodbye and today was a kind of 'hello' for everyone. It's great to be back home. Great feeling.
Q：Yeah. Did you bring the memories back here in the crowd also playing with some old teammates?
A：Absolutely, absolutely. Importantly, all the memories back. You know, I had the feeling that I haven't left for a long time, that I was really home, you know. Somehow, it's always special to be back at Anfield, to be in front of the crowd. And great reception so really happy.
Q：Yeah. Competitive game and good goals and Stevie gets on the goalsheet as well. Some things just don't change.
A：Yeah, some things don't change. Stevie scoring, Carra making penalties and life goes on the same way.
后面都是吐槽卡拉了啦。
卡拉哭了：我做了那么多，你们就是这么定义我的。
晚宴没有媒体，所以只流出了一段很短很模糊的抱抱视频，我还一下子找不到了（欢迎提供。现在找到了，戳我）。素雅是颁奖嘉宾，虾皮貌似是介绍嘉宾？话说这种奖明摆着就是给你的，拉德你好意思嘛，就是借机来张合照？就说他们真的见面了连张单独合照都不会给的。
最早还是卡拉发的非结婚照官方照，真是辛苦卡拉了，等等，你好像有挑事的意思……下面说IT LOOKS LIKE A WEDDING还有牙牙证婚人什么的你出来，我们好好谈谈。
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然后你包这个emoji狂人也发了，还有爱心……你到底有几个好妹妹？
然而全世界凶残的隆包党都已在屏幕后面默默磨好了剪刀手，一边“假惺惺”说着“牙牙我们也是爱你的”，一边把素雅截掉的时候是一点不手软的。
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阿隆索发的是这张
via gerlonso-8-14
伊斯坦布尔十周年的相关活动，你包你索贡献了一些纪念签名，其他也没有特别出席。
足总杯半决赛也好，联赛最后一场也好，不想再多说。但是你索这段时间发糖比较大方。
2015-4-6
Xabi Alonso interview on BT Sport
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从 @Time Tricker 直接抱走
They have been such big parts of my football career. It means so much, the Liverpool, and I'm still keep in touch with... especially with Stevie, because the team has changed so much but I'm keeping an eye on them.
其他blabla的看这里：https://tricker.lofter.com/post/27697b_6834c1f
2015-5-21
Xabi Alonso, Emile Heskey and other former team-mates pay tribute to Steven Gerrard ahead of his final Liverpool match
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It's not easy for me to pick one moment one special moment from Stevie. I have been lucky enough to live many of them, but maybe on the way to Istanbul we lived the special night against Olympiacos and without that goal we could not (have) lived the miracle of Istanbul. So that was pretty special. And a year after, we lived FA Cup final; I know a similar but unbelievable strike form Stevie from very yard. So those are my special moments. And that's why for me he is one of my heroes.
各种扭来扭去，其实hero没什么，关键是for me，还有原本想说的是that's why for me he is my hero，话到嘴边又改成了he was one of my heroes太故意了。紧张什么嘛，时态都不对了。
阿隆索部分剪辑（戳我）
2015-5-24
毛衣针织式样技法大全杰拉德的纪录片Gerrard: My Liverpool播出，利物浦去年11月对阿隆索那段采访终于重见天日。
via steven-gerrard
头号粉，无需认证。
我喜欢的人恰好也喜欢我喜欢的人。我的偶像恰好也是我的偶像的偶像的奇异感……
其他你包最后在My Liverpool片子里讲到I think from 2005 to 2009 we should have won more，这个应该不能算吧，05-09被爱的不止虾皮一个，kop怀念的包子怀念的是一群人。
（视频戳我） 大约32分54秒处
2015-5-26
利物浦官网发了这么篇新闻。其实应该还是14年11月的那次采访。官网这么能玩，我也是没办法。
Xabi: Stevie made the magic moments（原文戳我）
"It was so inspirational. When Stevie was on your side you knew that he could have those magic moments that we enjoyed," Alonso said.
"I remember the goal against Olympiacos or the FA Cup final goal against West Ham that came out of nothing."
"I remember in the last years, the connection that he had with Fernando Torres was vital for us," he added.
"For me, he's been one of the players that I most enjoyed playing alongside."
2015-5-28
阿隆索那个官方得不能更官方的FB，转了这个，反正我装作看不懂的样子（。Sorry，I don't understand！是真的看不懂……
via albertomoreno-gerrardalonso
但是现在已经没有了，我确信我亲眼看到它存在过，当时还觉得脑子瓦特了。幸好有截图。
谈一谈ig的故事。在21世纪，表个白传个话TBT一下，借助传统媒体，接个电视采访，打场报纸嘴仗，出本我和某某不能不说的故事我的日记，时效性太差就要被别家抢占先机了，所以，朋友，你听说过instagram吗？
阿隆索表示，我就是没有ig！我就是不开ig！有多少假帐号我都不管！反正不是我！然而你包是个众人皆知的ig狂魔。
于是各种顶着你索official的假帐号继续在ig上横行，无赖者甚至圈了你包。
via bright-light-living-in-the-shade
然而问题在于，你包竟然看到了，还跑去评论了一大段。（貌似还关注过这个账号）
loved, still love...
有分析说包子是知道那是假帐号的，其实我也有过这种感觉，他的评论不是对话式的，而是像那种告诉别人是的，我是觉得他好。你包都没有生气过，真的是非常温柔非常真诚。
这位汤主的吐槽简直世另我：https://booperesque.tumblr.com/post/95901184327/a-few-points-need-to-be-made-about-this-1
2015-6-13
阿隆索在6-11（？）终于开通了ig，除了曾经和现在的俱乐部、赞助商、板鸭队和家人外，最先fo了豆腐、施魏因斯泰格和杰拉德。
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然而包子似乎有心理阴影（不，只是搅基太忙了，一直没有回fo。
2015-6-27
你包po了启程前往洛杉矶的图
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对，有个跑去留言的人被抓到了。
所以就这么暗搓搓地留言一条，就不能圈一下他或者发条信息告诉他这是你的账号？还有你一个在利物浦学了一口Scouse，又在马德里说了五年西班牙语的巴斯克人，干嘛队长这个词要用意大利语啦，你的skipper呢，快交待是不是卖萌，太雷了。
2015-06-25
费迪南德代表BTSport对杰拉德的专访 Rio Meets Gerrard
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(视频点我) 约在14分处
中间的吸气真的超级萌！
关于十号位的那段自觉十分感人。如果问为何虾皮在默西塞德白月光里印下了一颗利物浦红的朱砂痣，这应该算一笔。费迪南德这个问题问得很微妙，如果问最佳球员，怎么都轮不上虾皮，总觉得费迪南德背负了重任……毕竟拉德看着可爱，人又不傻。
2015-7-1
你们的阿秋小天使（那我就圈出来啦 @养叽场的男主人阿秋 ）解冻了高冷（。）的索巨巨。索巨巨在看到你包的利物浦球衣后停了车，签名。所以现在的问题就是为什么不趁着利物浦换球衣赞助商多囤几件你包球衣，好像很好用的样子……
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再插播一条耐人寻味的。
2015-7-3
6-23的新闻说杰拉德已经将自己所有的足球收藏都借给了利物浦安菲尔德博物馆，终于有了照片。与其讨论各位在大明湖的位置啊，不如来关注一下容易被忽略的重点，只有这条报道说到点了：
这些珍贵的球衣收藏中有卡西利亚斯的，这是上赛季他们在欧冠小组赛相遇时得到的；有哈维-阿隆索在国家队穿的14号球衣，克鲁伊维特的9号球衣，还有瓜迪奥拉那件经典的4号球衣，2001年他穿着该球衣在联盟杯半决赛上同利物浦相遇。苏亚雷斯的巴萨球衣则是送给杰拉德的个人礼物。
看图一眼便知，就算西班牙和利物浦都有过红金配色，这件绝对是西班牙国家队的。然而你们并没有在场上相遇过，还偏要收件国家队的，快递公司能帮忙查一下记录吗？没有？哦……
另外
2015-7-3
你包终于回fo了虾皮
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本来我是不抱甚么希望的，老年人还要互相点赞评论，想多了，而且你们一个怂一个端的，能有什么共同的趣味。
但是你索真的好像有点变性了，真的，我一点也不懂你索。我之前说过的都不作数。不仅发了跟Jon的自拍，还发了自己的单人自拍，真是太可怕了。我就问问，之前见过他单人露脸的自拍吗？！你包你索真的就是来刷新迷弟迷妹的三观的。
2015-7-12
而且你包很快把我的脸打成了包子。
（是的，你索对天台系列有特别的爱）
（向时时刻刻刷新抓动态的迷弟迷妹致敬（。）
然而你虾只喜欢给熊点赞（。
LA在杰拉德宣传系列期间放出了这段访谈。
LA的功课确实做得不错，这段采访应该是在虾皮代言IWC拍摄期间的，不过品牌标志都裁切了，看德语的报道是有下面那一截儿的。
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I think for him, it's always difficult to say goodbye to your house, to your home as Liverpool, you know. I think for him it's gonna be a great experience. So far he's achieved everything in Liverpool and to try the experience I'm pretty sure he'll enjoy his life in LA. And you know, LA Galaxy for the last year they have been doing really well in MLS especially, and it's been growing and growing and he will be a push for the league and for LA Galaxy for sure. Of course I've been lucky enough to play with him for all those years and I can assure that he is one of the greatest players I've played alongside. I think everyone has known this how the impact he has on the team fields play because he is such an important player. He likes to have the ball. He is so complete. He can score goal. He can give assists. He can defend. He can attack. His soul, everything, his heart is in his game because of that...that's why he's been so important for Liverpool. And He's a great teammate, a great guy, very down to earth, very humble, you know, even though he has achieved almost everything. It's really nice to get on with him, and you know, it would be great for them. With his experience, his composure, he will be like a leading example for everyone. And everyone will be trying to see what he does on daily basis and they will learn from that. Because when I got there I was 22 in Liverpool, and he was just the captain, being just one year older than me, but I could see that he was a different guy.
吹出花来，when I got there I was 22 in Liverpool, and he was just the captain, being just one year older than me...22岁身上瘦成狗，脸上又带点婴儿肥齐刘海的虾皮，开心起来跳到队长身上的虾皮，胸口一击。
[插播]感受一下当年的画风，背景懂。
看小图隆包迷之相似又出新高度。
另外据前方迷弟迷妹报道，你索今夏来华期间糖发得不要不要的，for Stevie各种通行，利物浦好好好，有杰拉德也签签签。都是人家的私藏，我就不好意思去要啦。
2015-7-18
但虾皮最近干了件很小公举的事儿。晚上不好好休息，刷推玩儿（交出你的VPN账号。给杰拉德的MSL首球点了赞，然后又取消了。
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2015-7-21
但是接受虎扑专访的时候还是发糖了。是是是，你最野蛮，你一点也不小公举。谁给杰拉德寄一件“文弱”去？
Q: The first one is (that) it seems like a summer for farewell, you know, Schweinsteiger has left Bayern and also we can see that Steven Gerrard went to America. So are you still in touch with Gerrard and are you surprised with at his decision?
A: Well, yes. First, I am still in touch with him. Because, you know, we have a very good friendship. Because we share great moments when we were playing in Liverpool. It was sad to see him leaving Liverpool because he was like the perfect captain in Liverpool. I can understand that he wants some new experience. And so far LA is a great city to live and for him, for his family, it's going to be a great experience.
有中字的就吃现成的了。
其实虾皮内心应该是，就知道你们要问劳资这个，作什么铺垫，根本没有逻辑关系好嘛！
所以以上基本是干货？
最后放一个合集
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这样看起来，隆包好棒啊，简直不愁没有糖（。我们会告诉你，五年里发的糖加起来都没有这一年的多？噢，去刷利物浦04-09赛季吧，嗯，他们有事没事就抱一起（不。何况搅基场上最来电的，不还是前锋+中场，你喂我射的模式。（文妹、托妞、素雅齐斜眼。
隆包有一天成了“别人家的CP”也是始料未及的，毕竟不算BP这种神级狗男男，特兰才是我心目中“别人家的CP”，记得曾经你车球迷骄傲地表示，我们萌特兰的电脑里没有photoshop这种软件，我是服气的。在我学会了ps扣图遮罩大法后，终于……
利益相关：我是利物浦、杰拉德、阿隆索以及隆包粉，但又从来不是单纯的队蜜、人蜜或者CP粉，这也同样是我无法想象的，在我的世界里杰拉德、阿隆索和利物浦，不总是那么和谐，不能用孰轻孰重衡量，但确实是纠缠在一起的，有时候没法很客观，说起来或许很肉麻，于我，这真的很像一场无法梳理得条分缕析的盛大而纷乱的爱恋。
